What's the stupidest thing you've heard a person say?

"You were in Jail? Did you do something wrong?"

Came from a Soap Opera.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard a person say?getting late

Probably everything I've ever said in my life.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard a person say?regal theater opera theater

It smells like tacos (we were in taco bell)
that's not stupid. Person could be falsely accused.
where did you lose it? Duh..
CANADA IS PART OF THE UNITED STATES
"I don't have a dad"

of course you do, idiot.
theres so many. how could i choose?
"Are you sure",.... now think about it, I wouldn't say it unless I meant it!!!!!
Well my friend said..we are camels....that kinda stupid...
I found out that my mom stole money from me the other day. I confronted her and the person who told me came in the room and my mom said to them "Why are you telling her this?".
no time for Thanks, but thanks anyway

Adam West from the Batman TV series~
"Swiss chocolates, are they made in belgium?"
Well, just when I think I've heard the stupidest thing in the world, someone keeps talking! Besides, the day is young.
two school girls at bus stop last week about 15 years old smoking, one said id rather get cancer than be fat would you, . i was speechless,
A radio dj said a guy was "fatally killed". A little redundant don't you think? I still can't believe someone pays this guy to talk!
"Does Taco Bell have tacos?"

For reals, my friend asked this, and was dead serious.

~SP
im always happy, unless im sad lol,
I can't just choose one becuz i say alot of stupid stuff. lol
When I told the people at work that my ex (Kelly) was pregnant, one guy asked "How did that happen?"...
"Hungary? Is that a country? ... Is Europe a country?...."

I think we all know who that is.
When people pronounce things wrong, like costed, instead of cost. A friend of mine said that yesterday. Or when someone says, What WAS you gonna do, instead of what WERE you gonna do. Geez, I cant believe people never learned the right speech, and to be an American and talk that way, is pathetic....sorry, just my opinion.*
It's an everyday occurance
"You fell down the stairs?!! OH MY GOSH!!! Are you hurt anywhere?"

I fell down the stairs of our house once, thankfully just a bunch of bruises and nothing else and my sister said this.
it was on tv,news

"fortunately,there were no survivers from the accident!"
Recently... We came home from errands on Sunday. I stopped the car, took out the keys and opened the door and my husband asked: "Are you parking here?"

I thought that was pretty frickin stupid.
Damn! This is a tough one, because I've heard so many! I guess one good one would be, "How many quarters are in a football game?"
"Will you marry me?"
"You know that song that goes like 'born in the USA'? Like, what's it called?"

-my sister.

"How many legs does an octopus have?"

-my best friend

"I didn't mean to have sex with him"

-another friend (how do you accidentally have sex? Any ideas?)
"That toucan just ate a hummingbird!! You need to do something!"

I used to work at a zoo, and this lady totally came up and was all in my face about the toucan, except toucans aren't really fast enough to capture a hummingbird, and I'm pretty sure they don't eat meat. Even so, what was I supposed to do? Pry its beak open and save the little bugger? D8
when asking for directions, the "helper" said,

"ooh, you don't want to start from here!"

useless knob!
"This is murder, and someone's responsible"

From 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'

A.k.a, a really stupid black-and-white movie with a budget of about 12 cents.

~Tiger